"On the Greens"
Lincoln Valley Golf Course
Submitted by Jeff Barry
September 14, 2007

News at the Course:
   Our annual members meeting will be on Sunday, October 7, at 5:00.   A soup supper will be provided, and we encourage members and potential members to attend.
For those in attendance, you will hear what great things have been accomplished this golf season, how we stand financially, and what goals have been set for next year.
    Another important date to write down is Friday, November 2.  Since this date is between school sport seasons, we will be having our fall L.V.G.C. Appreciation Night.  There will be drink specials, good food, and golf paraphernalia available at reduced prices.
     One last thing:  A BIG thanks to the Seasoned Seniors Golfers who put up the money for the beautiful counter tops for the bar.  Thanks, Jeff Nagel and Jamie Bennett, for placing the tops.  Nice job!

Upcoming Dates and Events:
> September 22: Casey Malloy and Charlie Harned Wedding Reception
> September 29: Chelsea Kielly and Randall Kasal Wedding Reception
> September 30:  Premier Three-Person Best Shot - 9:00 Shotgun
> October 7:  Annual Membership Meeting - 5:00
> November 2:  Appreciation Night - 5:00
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Observations...
* "Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography." --Paul Rodriguez
* "My parents didn't want to move to Florida , but they turned sixty and that's the law." --Jerry Seinfeld
* "Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?" --Warren Hutcherson
* "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'" --Dave Barry
* Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken. -- Unknown, presumed deceased
* "Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer." - W. C. Fields

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Contacts, Memberships, Phone Numbers:
Lincoln Valley Golf Course:  483-2054
Jamie Bennett, Manager:  515-230-5964
Dustin Eggers, Superintendent:  515-460-0508
Our "Really Great" Web Site is lincolnvalleygolf.com

Parting Thoughts:
*  Not that any of you would get caught sleeping while on the job, but if you do, here are some suggestions for what to say...  :
... "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
... "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."
... "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."
... "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"
... Raise your head slowly & say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."

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Jeff Barry