"On
the Greens"
Submitted by Jeff Barry
September 28, 2007
News at the Course:
With this really fantastic weather we have been having lately, there is no reason you should not be golfing - unless you are a school employee who is busier than a one-arm wall paper hanger. Make sure you do like F.C Ream, though, and keep your drive in the fairway!
Upcoming Dates and Events:
> October 7: The Lincoln Valley Ladies Will Be Hosting a Breakfast - 8:00 to
12:00
> October 7: Annual Membership Meeting - 5:00
> November 2: Appreciation Night - 5:00
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A Golfer's Love
Story
Ed and Dorothy met while on vacation, and Ed fell head
over heels in love with her. On the last night of his vacation, the two
of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue the
relationship.
"It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," Ed
said to his lady friend. "I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's a
problem, you'd better say so now."
Dorothy responded, "If we're being
honest with each other, here goes...........I'm a hooker."
"I see," Ed replied, and was quiet for a moment. Then he
added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists
straight when you tee off."
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Contacts, Memberships, Phone Numbers:
Lincoln Valley Golf Course: 483-2054
Jamie Bennett, Manager: 515-230-5964
Dustin Eggers, Superintendent: 515-460-0508
Our "Really Great" Web Site is lincolnvalleygolf.com
Parting Thoughts:
Barry Bonds once said, "I think
of myself as catching the ball with my bat and letting the pitcher supply the
power."
Tell me - how does that work in golf?? Can you say,
"Big Bertha?"
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Jeff Barry