"On the Greens"
Lincoln Valley Golf Course
Submitted by Jeff Barry
April 18, 2008

News at the Course:
       Have you checked out the Lincoln Valley website lately?  You need to do that.  There is much valuable information in there - such as tournaments and designated days for women and men's leagues.  There are also some nice pictures of the course and information about renting the banquet hall.  Chris Harvey is the talented guy in charge of our website.  Thanks for your time and talents, Chris!       

Dates to Remember:

April 24:       Men's Spring Banquet  - 5:30

April 24: Golf Meet at Home vs. Ogden - 4:30

April 25: Golf Meet at Home vs. Bondurant Farar- 4:30

April 26:       West Marshall Prom:  9:00 - Midnight

April 29: MCC Tigers Invitational (18 Holes):  Noon

May 4:  Relay for Life Breakfast:  8:00 - Noon

Nuns' New Way to Wash Hair
While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like a beer. The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but she would feel uncomfortable about purchasing it. The first nun replied that she would handle that without a problem.
       She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier. The cashier had a surprised look, so the nun said, "This is for washing our hair."
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer. "The curlers are on me."

Contacts, Memberships, Phone Numbers:
Lincoln Valley Golf Course:  483-2054
Nick Grossman, Board President:  751-4013
Kathy Allenstein, Assistant Manager:  641-351-9208
Dustin Eggers, Superintendent:  641-351-9208
Our "Really Great" Web Site is lincolnvalleygolf.com

Final Comments:
    I have heard there may be some people in our communities who think the clubhouse is for members only, that nonmembers can not even come in and have a drink.  That is not true.  Just because you are not a member does not mean you can not come into the clubhouse to have a drink and have some social time with friends - or to just enjoy the scenery of our beautiful golf course.  Please stop by anytime.   

-- Jeff Barry