"On the Greens"
Lincoln Valley Golf Course
Submitted by Jeff Barry
August 22, 2008

News at the Course:
      As our summer journeys into fall, the golfing slows a bit.  Some golfers, though, prefer to golf when it is a little cooler.  Let's hope we have the kind of fall that helps us forget how bad our spring was.  I think Mother Nature owes us one!
      At this time of year, we have less money coming into the cash register, so we need your help.  Please plan a party at the clubhouse or banquet hall.  Every little bit helps pay some bills, and who knows, you may entice someone to join for next year.  Remember, too, you don't need to pay any fee to use the clubhouse.

Dates to Remember:
After Labor Day: Open Golf!  Any person may pay greens fees - or pay a $125 membership fee for the rest of 2008.  That fee does not include cart fees.
September 7:       Animal Rescue League Tournament - 9:00 Shotgun
September 20:     Support Autism Tournament - 1:00 Shotgun
September 20:   Night Golf - Shotgun at Dusk
September 27:       30-Year Anniversary Celebration
October 5:               Tentative Date for Annual Membership Meeting

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Golf Funnies
 
*   
A gushy reporter told Phil Michelson, "You are spectacular, and your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course. What's your secret?"
Michelson replied, "The holes are numbered."


*   A young man and a priest are playing together. At a short par-3, the priest asks, "What are you going to use on this hole, my son?" 
    The young man says, "An 8-iron, father. How about you?"

The priest says, "I'm going to hit a soft seven and pray."
The young man hits his 8-iron and puts the ball on the green. The priest tops his 7-iron and dribbles the ball out a few yards.
The young man says, "I don't know about you, father, but in my church when we pray, we keep our head down."

 
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 Contacts, Memberships, Phone Numbers:
Lincoln Valley Golf Course:  483-2054
Nick Grossman, Board President:  751-4013
Aaron Cluver, Clubhouse Manager:  515-988-5483
Dustin Eggers, Superintendent:  641-351-9208
Our "Really Great" Web Site is lincolnvalleygolf.com

Parting Shot:
  Breaking 70 at 7:  Arnold Palmer, nicknamed the King, got his start at an early age. He learned to golf from his father, who was a professional golfer, and Young Arnold actually broke 70 when he was only seven years old!
   

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Jeff Barry